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A Browns fan, a 49ers Fan, and a Steelers fan...
A Browns fan, a 49ers Fan, and a Steelers fan were on their way to
the local pub watch the Sunday football games when one
noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a beautiful nude female passed out and dead
drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Browns fan took off his cap and placed
it over her right breast. The 49ers fan took off his cap and placed it over her
left breast. Following their lead, the Steelers fan took off his Cap and
placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and, when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Browns cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the 49ers cap, replaced it, and wrote down
some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Steelers cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Steelers fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under a Steelers hat, I find an asshole."
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