cameroncrazy822

A Browns fan, a 49ers Fan, and a Steelers fan were on their way to
the local pub watch the Sunday football games when one
noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a beautiful nude female passed out and dead
drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Browns fan took off his cap and placed
it over her right breast. The 49ers fan took off his cap and placed it over her
left breast. Following their lead, the Steelers fan took off his Cap and
placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and, when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Browns cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the 49ers cap, replaced it, and wrote down
some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Steelers cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Steelers fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under a Steelers hat, I find an asshole."

cyrnel

Dude, I just lost my coffee.

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absorbentishe

I guess that depends on where you are. I'd say it should be the browns fans...

Toaster126

BWAHAHAHAHA!

As an aside, eating spaghetti while reading this joke is a great way to find motivation to clean your keyboard.

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Lady Sage

OMG this reminds me of the concert I went to with Journey and Def Leppard... When Joe Elliot said their next stop was Pitts... over 10,000 people BOO'd!

Brewmaniac

Good joke, very clever! Thanks

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SirLance

My water spurted through my nose... I should know better than to take a drink and read tilted humor!

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