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The Checkup...
A woman goes to the doctor because she can't figure out why she has two strange green spots between her legs, one on each thigh.
The doctor does a lot of tests, but everything comes up negative. He checks several medical texts without getting any clues. Suddenly, he gets an idea.
"Is your husband a Gypsy?" he asks.
"Why, yes! How did you know?" she answers.
"Please tell your husband, madam, that his ear rings are not made of gold."
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