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09-16-2006, 11:32 AM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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The Checkup...
A woman goes to the doctor because she can't figure out why she has two strange green spots between her legs, one on each thigh.
The doctor does a lot of tests, but everything comes up negative. He checks several medical texts without getting any clues. Suddenly, he gets an idea. "Is your husband a Gypsy?" he asks. "Why, yes! How did you know?" she answers. "Please tell your husband, madam, that his ear rings are not made of gold."
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09-16-2006, 10:42 PM
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hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
Location: North side
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Oh dude... that's funny and original
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