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Thanks, Brew! I love Irish Beer jokes, they just kill me.
Which reminds me of another...
The two men solemnly approach Paddy O'Shaunessy's house. With mournful expressions, they knock quietly on the door.
Mrs. O'Shaunessy answers. "William? Brian? Why are ye here? Why are ye not at work down at the Guinness Brewery with your cousin Paddy?"
"Well, that's why we're here, Colleen. Ya see, there's been an accident. Paddy is dead...."
"Oh, faith and begorrah! How did this happen?"
"Well, ya see, Colleen, Paddy was workin' on the catwalk, and he fell into one of the vats! The poor lad drowned!"
"Oh, my sweet Jesus, did he suffer then, Brian?"
"Oh, I don't think so Colleen. He got out three times to pee."
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