Brewmaniac

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust.

The Scotsman scooped at his beer until he washed the fly out and then continued drinking.

The Irishman carefully picked the fly out of his drink, then held it out over the beer and started yelling "SPIT IT OUT YOU -------! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"

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SirLance

Thanks, Brew! I love Irish Beer jokes, they just kill me.

Which reminds me of another...

The two men solemnly approach Paddy O'Shaunessy's house. With mournful expressions, they knock quietly on the door.

Mrs. O'Shaunessy answers. "William? Brian? Why are ye here? Why are ye not at work down at the Guinness Brewery with your cousin Paddy?"

"Well, that's why we're here, Colleen. Ya see, there's been an accident. Paddy is dead...."

"Oh, faith and begorrah! How did this happen?"

"Well, ya see, Colleen, Paddy was workin' on the catwalk, and he fell into one of the vats! The poor lad drowned!"

"Oh, my sweet Jesus, did he suffer then, Brian?"

"Oh, I don't think so Colleen. He got out three times to pee."

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cameroncrazy822

That's a funny funny joke my friend.... well done.

nrclark

both are "top drawer" ...