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Originally Posted by nrclark
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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You seem to be misunderstanding the meaning of this saying. It means you want to eat the cake, but still have the cake after you eat it. In other words, you want something and you don't want to have to give up anything (time, money, whatever) to get it.
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4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
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It's a. . joke. . . .I don't think anyone is genuinely surprised that something is in the last place they look for it.
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5. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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Die.
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6. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
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All I can say to all this is. . . .dude, you gotta calm down. You'll have a coronary before you're 30.