Things people do/say, that piss me off ... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

nrclark · 08-28-2006, 05:09 PM

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time ... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

6. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

shakran · 08-28-2006, 05:16 PM

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3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

You seem to be misunderstanding the meaning of this saying. It means you want to eat the cake, but still have the cake after you eat it. In other words, you want something and you don't want to have to give up anything (time, money, whatever) to get it.

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4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

It's a. . joke. . . .I don't think anyone is genuinely surprised that something is in the last place they look for it.

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5. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

Die.

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6. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

All I can say to all this is. . . .dude, you gotta calm down. You'll have a coronary before you're 30.

Ch'i · 08-28-2006, 05:27 PM

Uh he was just making a joke...

Looks like someone else need to calm down

nrclark · 08-28-2006, 11:21 PM

Dude!? ... Did you think i was serious ??? ... (psst, its called tilted humor)

Mantus · 08-29-2006, 12:49 AM

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Dude!? ... Did you think i was serious ??? ... (psst, its called tilted humor)

Haha - Good stuff

MooseMan3000 · 08-29-2006, 03:32 AM

Um... isn't this a Maddox bit? I've been seeing a lot of these popping up lately without proper credit.

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Bill O'Rights · 08-29-2006, 06:05 AM

Actually...this thread's considerably funnier than the original joke.

CSflim · 08-29-2006, 06:49 AM

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Um... isn't this a Maddox bit? I've been seeing a lot of these popping up lately without proper credit.

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I don't think that's a Maddox piece...

shakran · 08-29-2006, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

Actually...this thread's considerably funnier than the original joke.

Ahh the dangers of browsing via the new-posts function. didn't notice what board it was in. Oops.

vanblah · 08-29-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MooseMan3000

Um... isn't this a Maddox bit? I've been seeing a lot of these popping up lately without proper credit.

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I'm not sure. It sounds suspiciously like George Carlin though.

If you google "do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is" you get lots of hits.

Bill O'Rights · 08-29-2006, 07:41 AM

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Ahh the dangers of browsing via the new-posts function. didn't notice what board it was in. Oops.

Been there...
Done that...

Just beware the Ladies Lounge.

Fall in there, and you ain't comin' out in one piece.

shakran · 08-29-2006, 05:48 PM

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Just beware the Ladies Lounge.

Fall in there, and you ain't comin' out in one piece.

Been there...
Done that...

***sigh***

rockogre · 08-31-2006, 10:42 AM

?

Just my $0.02

maleficent · 09-01-2006, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by shakran

Been there...
Done that...

***sigh***

You enjoyed it... right

Crack · 09-01-2006, 05:39 AM

We should have t-shirts made up!

"I posted in the Ladies Lounge and all I got was this t-shirt"
"and 1 missing nut."

shakran · 09-01-2006, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by maleficent

You enjoyed it... right

Are we allowed to plead the fifth in TFP?

portieri · 09-21-2006, 08:13 AM

Actually this is a George Wallace bit. He aslo said things like "six on one hand , half a dozen on the other. What the hell does that mean. I have 5 on one hand and half of ten on the other. Who the hell has 12 fingers?"

MageB420666 · 09-21-2006, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by portieri

Actually this is a George Wallace bit. He aslo said things like "six on one hand , half a dozen on the other. What the hell does that mean. I have 5 on one hand and half of ten on the other. Who the hell has 12 fingers?"

Really? Cause I happen to be a fan of George Carlin and know for a fact that those were in one of his routines.

streak_56 · 09-23-2006, 10:29 PM

obviously Tilted Humor seems to be misleading to some people... we need to change it to something a little more obvious

nrclark · 11-21-2006, 12:38 AM

wow ... got a lot of mileage outta that one ...

waltert · 11-25-2006, 04:56 PM

i've definetely heard it in a geaorge carlin comedy show before...

Esoteric · 11-26-2006, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by streak_56

obviously Tilted Humor seems to be misleading to some people... we need to change it to something a little more obvious

Rofl.

Nice post, btw.

08-28-2006, 05:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	Things people do/say, that piss me off ... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time ... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 6. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

08-28-2006, 11:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	Your joking ... right? Dude!? ... Did you think i was serious ??? ... (psst, its called tilted humor)

08-29-2006, 06:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Actually...this thread's considerably funnier than the original joke. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

08-31-2006, 10:42 AM	#13 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	? Just my $0.02 __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

09-01-2006, 05:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	We should have t-shirts made up! "I posted in the Ladies Lounge and all I got was this t-shirt" "and 1 missing nut." __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

08-28-2006, 05:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Uh he was just making a joke... Looks like someone else need to calm down

08-29-2006, 03:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
MooseMan3000 wouldn't mind being a ninja. Location: Maine, the Other White State.	Um... isn't this a Maddox bit? I've been seeing a lot of these popping up lately without proper credit. The Best Page In The Universe

09-21-2006, 08:13 AM	#17 (permalink)
portieri Tilted	Actually this is a George Wallace bit. He aslo said things like "six on one hand , half a dozen on the other. What the hell does that mean. I have 5 on one hand and half of ten on the other. Who the hell has 12 fingers?"

09-23-2006, 10:29 PM	#19 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	obviously Tilted Humor seems to be misleading to some people... we need to change it to something a little more obvious

11-21-2006, 12:38 AM	#20 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	wow ... got a lot of mileage outta that one ...

11-25-2006, 04:56 PM	#21 (permalink)
waltert Insane	i've definetely heard it in a geaorge carlin comedy show before...