No, "bitch" is not too harsh a term. She's a crazy manipulative bitch.
She obviously has something against you, but who the hell knows what it is- in reality, it could be that she simply sees you as the one friend who would stand up to her and tell her to fuck off with her bullshit. You know what I mean? Maybe she just sees you as the only one able to end her reign. Who wants to lose out on ultimate control like that? Definitely not her. He's practically a servant.
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Originally Posted by Sage
Whatever you do, DON'T BAD MOUTH HIS GIRL.
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I agree with Sage that you shouldn't badmouth the girl- to a point. Now that it seems like a hopeless situation, you're about to lose your friend anyway. Go for broke and destroy that chick with your words.
If you don't say anything, she permanently shackles his testicles to her purse straps and you lose him anyway- if you say something and you're written off (which, face it- she made him not invite you to
the fucking wedding, you're already almost totally written off), then you lose him just the same. Your only hope to save your friend, because he's your friend, is to shut that bitch down. Break her in half (with your words) and deprogram your buddy.
I fear for that man. He's heard the call of the siren, and he's steering his ship in her direction, not knowing he's about to lose his testes on impact against the jagged rocks, destroying his manhood and
free will.
I <3
The Odyssey references.