Brewmaniac

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and
asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She repli ed in a huff, "I wish you guys would get
your act together. Just yesterday you take away my
license and then today you expect me to show it t o
you!"

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car
on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was
astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel
was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to
his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled ,
"PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A
SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking
one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in
space!" The American said, "We were the first on the
moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be
the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American
looked at each other and shook their heads. "You
can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied,
"We're not stupid , you know. We're going at night!"


The middle one's best, IMO.

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