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Brewmaniac · 07-21-2006, 09:06 AM

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and
asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She repli ed in a huff, "I wish you guys would get
your act together. Just yesterday you take away my
license and then today you expect me to show it t o
you!"

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car
on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was
astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel
was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to
his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled ,
"PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A
SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking
one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in
space!" The American said, "We were the first on the
moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be
the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American
looked at each other and shook their heads. "You
can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied,
"We're not stupid , you know. We're going at night!"

The middle one's best, IMO.

Dilbert1234567 · 07-21-2006, 10:01 AM

i love the second one.

shadowfiend · 07-22-2006, 02:22 PM

second one = LOL

07-21-2006, 09:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Gotta' love those blondes SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She repli ed in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it t o you!" KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid , you know. We're going at night!" The middle one's best, IMO. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-21-2006, 10:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	i love the second one. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

07-22-2006, 02:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
shadowfiend Upright	second one = LOL __________________ Have you ever looked into a mirror and just said... damn... I'm one sexy f**ker!!! Yeah... me neither.