I'm with you on the screaming toddler front, but the baby bottle doesn't bother me, either. Particularly if the bottle keeps said toddler from turning into the screaming kind. I don't even mind watching them get all goopy. Frankly there are some adults whose table manners challenge those of a two-year-old. As long as they're not flinging food at me, or shrieking, they're kinda cute.
You wanna piss me off, talk about screaming kids at movies that are CLEARLY inappropriate for them, and parents who don't do anything about it but sit there slack-jawed and watch the movie. I had Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon ruined, RUINED I say, by an idiot couple with a screaming NEWBORN. They just sat there and watched the movie while it screamed. Many people complained to them directly but nobody wanted to get up and miss the movie to complain to management. Get a fucking babysitter! And don't bring your toddler to watch X-Men!!! Or Silence of the Lambs (I kid you not!)! Or Jurassic Park! Not only is it bad for the rest of us when they kick the backs of our seats and start crying during the woud scawy pawts, it's bad for the kid who will now have nightmares about all those dinosaur toys you bought for them. Or serial killers who are going to put their heads in a jar. Sheesh.
Okay, feel better warrrrrreagl?
