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warrrreagl · 07-11-2006, 04:51 AM

*ducking flying pacifiers*

Gee, where are my peeps? Usually, when I complain about cleanliness and kids in restaurants, I get a lot of "amens" from the congregation. But somebody let the Armed Parent Militia sneak in the door.

Oh, wait, I know where my peeps are. They're all dead from catching bizarre baby diseases at slovenly restaurants.

And as long as this can of worms got opened, I can either eat with wild kids or eat at exclusive/expensive restaurants? That's my only choice? No, there is a third option - the one I was raised under. Teach kids to behave in public. They're not too young to start, you know. Don't think of a restaurant as a Hands-On Discovery Science Museum/Playground. Think of it as a place where people like to eat in peace and civility.

Phobia? I have a "concern" for health and cleaniliness, but I wouldn't call it a paranoid, loony, whacko, irrational phobia. However, I DO have a huge phobia of folks who demand that I hold their baby and expect me to love all babies the way they do. I don't do babies. That's my choice.

And there are many of us out there.......waiting.......holding secret meetings.......terrified of being scolded by pissed-off parents.......

07-11-2006, 04:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	ducking flying pacifiers Gee, where are my peeps? Usually, when I complain about cleanliness and kids in restaurants, I get a lot of "amens" from the congregation. But somebody let the Armed Parent Militia sneak in the door. Oh, wait, I know where my peeps are. They're all dead from catching bizarre baby diseases at slovenly restaurants. And as long as this can of worms got opened, I can either eat with wild kids or eat at exclusive/expensive restaurants? That's my only choice? No, there is a third option - the one I was raised under. Teach kids to behave in public. They're not too young to start, you know. Don't think of a restaurant as a Hands-On Discovery Science Museum/Playground. Think of it as a place where people like to eat in peace and civility. Phobia? I have a "concern" for health and cleaniliness, but I wouldn't call it a paranoid, loony, whacko, irrational phobia. However, I DO have a huge phobia of folks who demand that I hold their baby and expect me to love all babies the way they do. I don't do babies. That's my choice. And there are many of us out there.......waiting.......holding secret meetings.......terrified of being scolded by pissed-off parents....... __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed. Last edited by warrrreagl; 07-11-2006 at 05:00 AM..