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Old 07-07-2006, 07:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ample
The last two women in my life liked the rabbit.
That thing would be excessive and overwhelming for a starter, and I've heard mixed feelings on it, some love it, some hate it, and the only reason it's so popular is because Sex and the City (season 1, episode 9) featured it.

Having just come from a rabbit thread on another forum, here are some opinions:

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Frankly, I disagree strongly with the overwhelmingly good feedback that it's gotten and I think part of the reason it's gotten so much feedback is because (as someone mentioned) it was featured on Sex in the City and a lot of people somehow managed to get it as like, their first/only sex toy or something. I don't have time to write up a whole review or anything, but basically:

-There's way too much movement in a lot of weird ways. You'll have to just see to understand.
-It's fucking LOUD. God damn. Did a steel mill factory just drop into my bedroom, or what?
-Although there's way too much movement, it's all in the wrong places and in the weirdest ways -- not enough movement in the RIGHT ways. I have probably managed to get off with this particular toy ONCE in the five years that I've had it. I have a collection of other less-elaborate (and also less-expensive) toys that have done a much better job.

So uh, there you go. :P
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All these, plus the rabbithead attachment is sort of... poky. It's a nice idea, but it would need to be more rounded and less stick-like not to be uncomfortable.

Anyway, my first vibe was a rabbit (go go cliche), but I eventually tossed it because its distinguishing feature just seemed poorly executed. Mine also only had two speeds, scary and motion sickness inducing, and the controls were built into the base (so they'd switch around on you all the time). Having a separate control box is probably a step in the right direction.
On the other hand ...
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Those things drive my wife insane, sometimes to the point where she actually needs to stop or she feels like she will pass out. Have fun!
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