Obviously a Joke, but...
Me: "Heya Boss, I'm feeling kinda ill today, I don't think I'm gonna make it in"
Boss: "I'll tell you what'll make you feel better - whenever I'm sick, I just has sex with the wife. Not long after, I feel much better"
Me: "Alright, I'll give it a try..."
***Shows up to work a few hours later***
Boss: "Ah, so it worked, eh?"
Me: "Yeah, it sure did - oh, by the way - Nice House"
