Jesus, even I thought it was me for a second...
"I was in a motorcycle accident? Well, that would explain why I was in such pain on Saturday. It couldn't have been the 18 beers + Shots I drank."
I have an EMT buddy who calls them "Donorcycles". You can guess why.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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