Idiot.
You wear a helmet while playing football, right? That nose tackle is pretty big, but he's not as heavy or as fast as even a Geo Metro, to say nothing of the Chrysler New Yorker that you actually bounced your head off of. Think next time, Ben.
(And yes, I thought of BigBen first as well, but I wasn't on TFP at the time, so I figured it out pretty quickly.
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