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warrrreagl · 06-05-2006, 07:38 AM

I caught some of these from Jeff Foxworthy on Sirius the other morning and they nearly killed me. Here are the ones he gave - can anybody think of any others that would fit?

If you're a man and your bed has a dust ruffle and seven pillows......you're either married or you're gay.

If you're a man and you missed a big football game in order to go antique shopping......you're either married or you're gay.

If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman.....you're either married or you're gay.

06-05-2006, 07:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	You're either married or you're gay...(add-on thread) I caught some of these from Jeff Foxworthy on Sirius the other morning and they nearly killed me. Here are the ones he gave - can anybody think of any others that would fit? If you're a man and your bed has a dust ruffle and seven pillows......you're either married or you're gay. If you're a man and you missed a big football game in order to go antique shopping......you're either married or you're gay. If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman.....you're either married or you're gay. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed. Last edited by warrrreagl; 06-05-2006 at 07:41 AM..