You're either married or you're gay...(add-on thread) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

warrrreagl · 06-05-2006, 07:38 AM

I caught some of these from Jeff Foxworthy on Sirius the other morning and they nearly killed me. Here are the ones he gave - can anybody think of any others that would fit?

If you're a man and your bed has a dust ruffle and seven pillows......you're either married or you're gay.

If you're a man and you missed a big football game in order to go antique shopping......you're either married or you're gay.

If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman.....you're either married or you're gay.

Lady Sage · 06-13-2006, 07:19 PM

The sad thing is... those are all very valid points...

aphex140 · 06-19-2006, 07:10 AM

when you move house the biggest box is marked "bags and shoes" LOL

Gilda · 06-19-2006, 12:59 PM

You know, I'm normally a bit oversensitive to humor that mocks homosexuals . . . but the first two are pretty accurate. The third one could just mean that you're a nerd.

Gilda

warrrreagl · 06-20-2006, 10:48 AM

I caught more of his bit on the radio again this morning, and heard another.

If you're a man and you've ever used Astroglide......

Irishsean · 06-20-2006, 12:58 PM

Do pillows that are high tech positional sex pillows count? And I've used astroglide, I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean anything.

06-05-2006, 07:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	You're either married or you're gay...(add-on thread) I caught some of these from Jeff Foxworthy on Sirius the other morning and they nearly killed me. Here are the ones he gave - can anybody think of any others that would fit? If you're a man and your bed has a dust ruffle and seven pillows......you're either married or you're gay. If you're a man and you missed a big football game in order to go antique shopping......you're either married or you're gay. If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman.....you're either married or you're gay. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed. Last edited by warrrreagl; 06-05-2006 at 07:41 AM..

06-19-2006, 07:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	when you move house the biggest box is marked "bags and shoes" LOL __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

06-20-2006, 10:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	I caught more of his bit on the radio again this morning, and heard another. If you're a man and you've ever used Astroglide...... __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

06-20-2006, 12:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Do pillows that are high tech positional sex pillows count? And I've used astroglide, I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean anything. __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

06-13-2006, 07:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	The sad thing is... those are all very valid points...

06-19-2006, 12:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gilda 32 flavors and then some Location: Out on a wire.	You know, I'm normally a bit oversensitive to humor that mocks homosexuals . . . but the first two are pretty accurate. The third one could just mean that you're a nerd. Gilda