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31. As a woman, if you're having an affair with your best friend's husband, don't worry about getting caught by her. Most likely, she put him up to it because she has a secret crush on you, and figured this was the best way to get a threesome going.
32. If you're riding out into the desert in a convertible, you're going to get laid in it.
33. There's nothing strange about a professional photographer seducing the model at a photoshoot. It's just what happens.
34. The best way for a couple trapped in a loveless marriage to solve their problems, is to spend a weekend at a brothel. Or have a threesome with their marriage counselor.
35. During copulation, it's perfectly natural for a woman to gaze fixedly into the space beside her partner.
36. The most pleasurable positions are the ones where the whole of your bodies touch each other the least. It's a myth that you need to connect with more than just your hands and genitals to really enjoy yourself.
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