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Amendment LXXXVII: Repeal amendment LXXXV, which extended marital rights to puppets. Repeal LXXIIX, which legalized wookie slavery. All wookie slaves are to be immediately freed and paid reparations in the form of a $25 gift certificate to KFC. Also, TFP'er Giant Hamburger is named lifetime presidential probulator, a position first introduced during President G.W.Bush's fifth presidential term.
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