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Old 05-02-2006, 11:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
The_Jazz
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I'll add one too - when taking the redeye anywhere, do not bring along cellophane-wrapped candy. It's bad enough that you make you row-mates put up with your incessent smacking and sucking, but its been scientifically proven that there's no quiet way to unwrap one of those things.

Yeah, I'm talking to you, Mr. Seat 5D on the Las Vegas - Chicago flight last week. You know who you are.
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