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Originally Posted by willravel
...Dealer, at my regular table up stairs, we get 3 cards delt to us.
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THAT IS AWESOME!!!!
Fantastic.
This is what I was looking for when I started the thread.
A guy is walking down a beach, he kicks a lamp and out pops the ol' Genie.
The Genie looks at him and says "Boy, you look kind of depressed. What is wrong?"
The guy answers "Well, I got fired today for having sex with my secretary, who was also my boss' daughter. When my wife found out, she left me, and said she was going to take me to the cleaners. I had a doctor's appointment this afternoon, and I find out I have cancer and only 6 months to live..."
So the genie says:
A man and woman are happily married for 50 years. On their anniversary, the wife says "What do you want for your anniversary?"
The husband says "Well, I read about all of this strange sex the young kids are having these days. I was wondering if you wanted to try some of that stuff out..."
And the wife says :
The Genie says : Well, fuck it. I am going for a beer.
And the Wife says: Sweetheart, after 50 years of marriage, all sex with you is strange...