This is extremly difficult. I don't even think my answers are funny.
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Originally Posted by BigBen
What did the guy with no arms and no legs say when he finished climbing Mount Everest?
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Weee!!! *as he slides down*
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Originally Posted by BigBen
George Bush, Saddam Hussein and the Pope are sitting around playing poker. George Bush boasts about being from Texas and they are playing Texas Hold-em. Saddam Hussein boasts that he is the chip leader, and therefore the best strategist at the table. The Pope says:
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Dealer, at my regular table up stairs, we get 3 cards delt to us.