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Originally Posted by Zodijackylite
George Bush, Saddam Hussein and the Pope are sitting around playing poker. George Bush boasts about being from Texas and they are playing Texas Hold-em. Saddam Hussein boasts that he is the chip leader, and therefore the best strategist at the table. The Pope says, "That's nice, you guys ever read The Da Vinci Code?"
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Awesome. 
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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