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A grasshopper walks into a bar...
A grasshopper walks into a bar. He hops up on a barstool and gets the bartender's attention. When the bartender sees the grasshopper, he gets a bit excited.
"Y'know, mac," says the bartender, "we've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks confused.
"You've got a drink named Steve?"
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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