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04-28-2006, 10:06 AM
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Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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A grasshopper walks into a bar...
A grasshopper walks into a bar. He hops up on a barstool and gets the bartender's attention. When the bartender sees the grasshopper, he gets a bit excited.
"Y'know, mac," says the bartender, "we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused. "You've got a drink named Steve?"
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