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BigBen · 04-28-2006, 07:51 AM

Well, you think you are funny?

You get forwarded a hundred funny e-mails a day from friends, and you know the punch-line before you have finished reading the first line?

Is every joke the same?

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Here are the rules:

Feel free to post the start of a joke, one-liner, Q&A, the Blond/Brunette/Redhead type of thing. Make it so that the framework is something people can work off of and be creative with.

--What do you get when you cross a bandsaw and a blueberry pancake?

Um, I have no idea how to make this funny. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

--A man walks into a doctor's office, and he looks terrible. He is moments away from death. The nurse looks at him and says "How long have you been feeling sick?" And the man says :

See? You can work off of that. You can make fun of the nurse, the doctor or the man. You can make fun of doctor's offices, the medical system in general, or a thousand other things.

So, without further delay:

Answer: a machine that tastes great with maple syrup. Booooo

The Man says : for about 45 years.
The Nurse says: What took you so long to come to the doctor?
The Man says : When my HMO said "Co-pay", I thought they said "Go-away."

Oh, god. Those were terrible. My point is this: You can think of a funny situation, and see what your fellow posters can come up with; You can take a funny setup from someone else and knock it out of the ballpark!

And just to make you feel better, as in the examples above, it is the effort that counts here. No flaming someone's un-funny answer. If you have time to complain, then MAKE A BETTER ANSWER, YOU BIG POOPY DIAPER!

Starting things off...

What did the guy with no arms and no legs say when he finished climbing Mount Everest?

George Bush, Saddam Hussein and the Pope are sitting around playing poker. George Bush boasts about being from Texas and they are playing Texas Hold-em. Saddam Hussein boasts that he is the chip leader, and therefore the best strategist at the table. The Pope says:

A guy walks into a bar with 6 kids, 9 years old and under. The bartender says "You can't bring them in here!" The oldest kid says:

04-28-2006, 07:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Complete this JOKE! Well, you think you are funny? You get forwarded a hundred funny e-mails a day from friends, and you know the punch-line before you have finished reading the first line? Is every joke the same? Well, dear TFP'er, welcome to THE GREATEST THREAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD, EVER. No, I am not exaggerating. You have been searching the internet for some time, looking for that exotic piece of hot man-love. Instead, you have found yourself here, and I congradulate you. Here are the rules: Feel free to post the start of a joke, one-liner, Q&A, the Blond/Brunette/Redhead type of thing. Make it so that the framework is something people can work off of and be creative with. --What do you get when you cross a bandsaw and a blueberry pancake? Um, I have no idea how to make this funny. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? --A man walks into a doctor's office, and he looks terrible. He is moments away from death. The nurse looks at him and says "How long have you been feeling sick?" And the man says : See? You can work off of that. You can make fun of the nurse, the doctor or the man. You can make fun of doctor's offices, the medical system in general, or a thousand other things. So, without further delay: Answer: a machine that tastes great with maple syrup. Booooo The Man says : for about 45 years. The Nurse says: What took you so long to come to the doctor? The Man says : When my HMO said "Co-pay", I thought they said "Go-away." Oh, god. Those were terrible. My point is this: You can think of a funny situation, and see what your fellow posters can come up with; You can take a funny setup from someone else and knock it out of the ballpark! And just to make you feel better, as in the examples above, it is the effort that counts here. No flaming someone's un-funny answer. If you have time to complain, then MAKE A BETTER ANSWER, YOU BIG POOPY DIAPER! Starting things off... What did the guy with no arms and no legs say when he finished climbing Mount Everest? George Bush, Saddam Hussein and the Pope are sitting around playing poker. George Bush boasts about being from Texas and they are playing Texas Hold-em. Saddam Hussein boasts that he is the chip leader, and therefore the best strategist at the table. The Pope says: A guy walks into a bar with 6 kids, 9 years old and under. The bartender says "You can't bring them in here!" The oldest kid says: __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.