There's the always popular:
"Fluency With Brand X Software Essential" - We bought the crappiest, cheapest program available because management believed everything the supplier said. We want you to figure out how to make it work like the best program available.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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