I am pretty calm traveller.
There are only three things that really bug me.
1) People who smell. Inexcusable. Oh, and don't drip sweat on me.
2) Don't poke your bony-ass knees into my back when you are sitting behind me.
3) Like #2 suggests choose you seat wisely. I sit on an aisle so I can stretch my legs and get up to go to the bathroom. If you have to get up ever couple of minutes, forego the view, sit in the aisle.
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- Old Man Luedecke
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