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9. If the seat in front of you is occupied, then learn how to operate a tray table. Specifically, it is not necessary to vibrate the occupant's fillings loose when you open the table, nor is it necessary to knock out his contacts when stowing the table.
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This one was my personal favorite - I have always held the belief that there should be an eject button for people who do that - especially little kids who do that...