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If I were to stalk a celebrity, I would want it to be someone who's never had a stalker before. I'd want to do it as a sort of favor to help with esteem issues. You know, some D-List celebrity who's never had a stalker.
With that in mind, I think I'd stalk Bronson Pinchot. I'd make phone calls where I'd use the voice he used when he played the art gallery worker in "Beverly Hills Cop." I'd leave mysterious notes where I'd sign them "Love, a Perfect Stranger"
I think he'd appreciate having a stalker.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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