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Old 04-23-2006, 05:09 PM   #16 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green
...is a comical chap
 
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My husband thinks I'm hot. I'm toting 25 more pounds than I did when he first met me, have grey hair, stretch marks from hell, and am starting to show some age around my eyes. My husband STILL thinks I'm hot, and tells me this almost every day, even though he watches "sex bombs" on porn sites. Porn is fantasy; give your guy more credit than thinking he must be comparing you to a porn actress and feeling you come in a distant second.
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