Before moving in together, the spouse and I would get a motel room and each tell our parents we were staying at the other's....
We've had sex on the very edge of my bed sitting up at my folk's house(I had a 'room' in the basement, my walls were bedspreads). To not disturb our kids, I have clamped my hand over my mouth or buried my face in a pillow. There's probably a few more but can't think of them at the moment.
If you're really feeling the need, the old 'we gotta go get some groceries' excuse is as good as any...
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