Prince

My mother and her sister are visiting us from Europe for a week. The walls are paper thin, so the wife and I - especially the latter - have been at our wits' end as to where to fuck. She hasn't warmed up to the idea of doing in the back of our car.

Last night we ended up doing it on the floor in our bedroom closet. It was a nice change from the ordinary, as she usually just wants it on the bed.

Have you ever been in a situation where you've had people over for a few days and have had to find a way to get laid without being obvious about it?

I know we're all adults and it shouldn't be a big deal, but somehow, when it's your mom and aunt reading magazines in the next room, it's just not that simple.

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AquaFox

you could rent a cheap hotel room and go out "shopping"


...but actually, just turn up some loud music or something

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bbrown4

When in that situation I found the following to be helpful.

Use that as a time to do those things that are intimate but not sexual. Hold hands more, give quick pecks, sneak in a hug every now and then. Do those things that demonstrate affection without having them lead to anything. By the time your guests leave, you'll be in for some crazy sex.

In bed, at night, quiet. The inability to let it out vocally can be a huge stimulant to nighttime sex. Being forced to whisper and to regulate breathing add to a very real sexual sensation.

I spent a few vacations with exes at their parents' houses. As a married couple, the evenings obviously tended to be truly great experiences (given the first paragraph's actions): including more than one event where she had to bury her face in a pillow repeatedly, screaming into it etc. etc.

When it was with non-spouses we simply enjoyed each other's company as best we could and made the most of any privacy we could find (kitchen pantry was quite memorable).

Other than those two bits of advice I haven't any other suggestions. Weathering the storm, obviously, leads to some really lovely rewards.

Daoust

My wife and I were at my parents house for Christmas last year and we did it on the floor of the spare bedroom because the bed was far too noisy. It was a good time. That's not overly risque, I know. But it's my contribution.

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ShaniFaye

what a bunch of horndogs

I control myself when in a situation like that....I wont die from not getting sex for a few days

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scott_p_1

The apartment building I live in has some pretty thin walls apparently. I usually only have to put up with my neighbours playing loud crappy music. Unfortunately, the guy next to me also enjoys being very loud during sex. I didn't hear anybody else, but boy, was he wailing! So because of the music and the loud sex, I don't really care about being quiet all the time.

Charlatan

Usually we abstain but sometimes you just have to... For instance when we are at the cottage there is just no way of having sex without the whole place knowing what you are up to... Paper thin doesn't being to describe the walls in that place...

When the mood strikes my wife and I go for a "hike" in the woods or out for a "paddle" in the canoe. We have a few favourite places were we can grab a quickie without interruption.

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energus

Don't really care. I guess after 5 years my mum and her parents have figured out we have sex (especially since her mum went with her to get birth control and we share a house for well over a year).

I do not see the problem, your mother had sex (sorrie for you people who think otherwise) otherwise you would not be here. This predicament will add some spice to the whole situation. My advice have sex as you usually do, come down next morning and smile and nod. Always smile and nod.

Love/sex/doin the nasty whatever you call it, it has been done before and it is a beautifull and natural thing. Parents know (like I said they generally have been there)

As for me in those situations. The bathroom (shower, on the rim of the bath or floor), the bedroom as well as other places have been used while others were around. And when on holliday with large groups (i.e. tents or youth hostels) things happen as well.

Basically I really don't give a hoot if someone catches me in the act or hears me. However I am known not to be disturbed easily

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Dwarf020

lol, fuck in the shower.

Prince

Yeah, but you're female...you girls are sexual camels.

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DaDictionaryBoy

lol!!!!!!

On those occasions, we always go for a drive and have them watch the grandson/nephew/etc. Sometimes a quick errand and sometimes a full-blown night out. It helps to have an SUV (I know they're evil, my other car is a Vespa) with a big back seat. Just like being in High School again. =)

We always park in an undeveloped portion of our neighborhood that doesn't have street lights yet, or get naked and fool around on the backroads on the drive home.

freeload

One a scout-trip we did it in a cabin...there where 13 other scouts sleeping in the same room.
Mutual oral and a little bit of penetration - but no O's, had to keep quiet

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angeltek

When My Wife and I first started living together we had roomates. We just simply didn't care and were as loud as we wanted to be. Even before we were living together we spent alot of time at my place (parents house), and we were pretty loud too.

Of course whenever we stayed at her moms place out of town, she was too scared to do anything. I don't get it, not really anyways.

Catmandu

I went to Europe a few years ago with my wife and 11-yr-old daughter. The kid slept in the same room as us every night. The wife and I became very adept at stealth sex. At least I think we did. I have this nightmare that in about 15 years the kid will tell us about hearing/watching the wife and I going at it.
I have a similar issue every summer. We do a family reunion at a house on Lake Erie, where 25 people cram into a 4 bedroom summer home. We can't use the creaky 100-yr-old bed in our room, so we try to find a solid piece of floor and get on our knees. We have also found an occasional afternoon where everyone is down on the beach.

Ustwo

When I saw this thread I had a horrible vision that this was about having sex with elderly 'shut-in's'.

I am very very releaved.

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Knoweffects

i have no problem being herd or ppl knowing, my SO however...... bathroom works~

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Bill O'Rights

Oh, c'mon...admit it. You were kinda disapointed. That's why you brought it up, isn't it?

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lilfle

that is the funniest thing i have ever heard! haha my boyfriend is going to get a kick out of that thanks for the laugh

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Acetylene

Shower is ideal because it is noisy and covers up most sounds. Playing music is actually not as effective as playing a chaotic action movie because unexpected sounds will stand out way more in a song than in a movie which probably has a sex scene anyway!

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la petite moi

The car works- it really does. Also, when we did it in the parents' house (before we had our own place), we just waited until our parents left. Or use pillows, like some of suggested.

But really, how long is this going to last? I'm sure you can put off sex until they leave...?

abaya

Ktspktsp and I have had sex when there were people sleeping in the same room with us, several times. No walls needed. We have perfected silent sex, right down to putting on the condom. We find it to be a great turn on, actually... and the most effective position is in a side (spooning) position, so he can slide right into me.

Let's see, the first time we did it, my old roommate was spending the night and she was sleeping on the couch on the other side of the room (in a studio). There was one moment when we made a squelching sound but she didn't hear it (we told her about it a while later, haha).

Second time that I remember, was when we were sharing a hotel room with my older cousin... she was sleeping in the other bed, about 6 feet away from us. We waited until her breathing was regular (asleep) and then went at it.

There are other times, I'm sure, but I can't recall them right now. Maybe ktspktsp will help me out.

And of course, staying at our family's homes... at my mom's place, the bed was SO squeaky that we had to be very careful (she was sleeping in an adjoining room, with the door open between us), but we still made it happen. At his parents' place, we were in his room with his sister next door, so we had to be totally silent. Damn, that was hot.

And we have done it in several cars, usually in the passenger seat but sometimes in the backseat as well. And yes, we are in our mid-20s.

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ngdawg

Before moving in together, the spouse and I would get a motel room and each tell our parents we were staying at the other's....
We've had sex on the very edge of my bed sitting up at my folk's house(I had a 'room' in the basement, my walls were bedspreads). To not disturb our kids, I have clamped my hand over my mouth or buried my face in a pillow. There's probably a few more but can't think of them at the moment.
If you're really feeling the need, the old 'we gotta go get some groceries' excuse is as good as any...

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Redjake

this thread is seriously amusing

one little tip of advice: I'd say 90% of the time you "think they didn't hear" they most definitely DID. keep that in mind. most people just don't have the balls to say anything.

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Grasshopper Green

When hubby and I first met, I was in a less than ideal living situation (I lived in the front room, roommates in the two bedrooms) so we would make use of the bathroom sometimes. One time my sister was staying there, so we met up in the bathroom... I rubbed all the skin off of one of my toes and half off the top of my foot and didn't notice until we left and my sister asked me why my foot was bleeding...

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snowy

In college I had a roommate and my boyfriend at the time also had a roommate. We would sneak off to the floor lounges and do it--one of the lounges had doors that locked from the inside. Sometimes we'd also sneak off to the parking lot and do it in the bed of my truck (it had a canopy).

My current love and I have not faced the need for sneaky sex because we have not yet faced any situations where it was necessary.

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trache

During the 2003 North America Blackout I had a chance to be with my girlfriend, alone. I took it. It was one of those experiences that I hope I never forget until the day I die.

I remember there not being any artificial light source around. At all. Not even street lights. For a few city blocks. Do you know what that looks like? More importantly, do you understand how often that happens? Do you know how often things just seem to come together in a nice little package?

Practically never.

Back then, I still lived at home with family. But everyone was out. Except her and I. And do you know how fucking HOT the sex was? It was... incredible. We were both... totally... in synch... with each other. It seemed as though we both knew what that night could have meant to one another, and we made it happen.

No light. No noise. No one around. Total bliss.

We made love by the pale moon light. Do you remember that it was a full moon that night? I do. And it was serious love, not that one night stand kind of love, either. Well, it will be seven years this summer anyway. Both of us were sweaty. Both of us made so much noise. Missionary, man-behind. It was surreal.

You know, if I was in another state of mind or place in my life, I would have wanted a child from that experience. It was mind blowing. I would have wanted to tell them one day what it meant to my girlfriend and I that night.

I hope something similar comes along soon. Something like that doesn't happen often.

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