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Originally Posted by Sultana
Hello, exactly!
Ninjas are too shy to talk much anyways. They're like conversational death at parties. And yet I keep inviting them...  |
Ninjas? At a party? Are you nuts?
What you need is a
Shaolin Monk. Absolutely amazing.
For the right price he'll just stand there while your guests take it in turn to kick him in the nuts as hard as they can.
Doesn't even flinch.
They're like balloon benders for the new millenium.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM5Al...haolin%20monks