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Old 04-12-2006, 04:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ninjas better watch the fuck out!!

Ninjas apparently ain't shit against the ATF: Ninja gets busted


ATF > Ninjas > Pirates
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It should be obvious...those weren't real ninjas!
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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BOO!!!!

Ninjas are the BEST. Unless there are still samurai around, in which case I will entertain other arguments.

Ninjas > Marines
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Need I remind you how badly G.I. Joe used to kick the crap out of Cobra??? Even the Army is better than ninjas!

Marines >>>>> Army > Ninjas
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Must be a false ninja. A true ninja would have flipped out, killing every living thing in the city block radius, just because they could.
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Old 04-12-2006, 06:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ninjas? Crybabies!
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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They actually had a ninjas vs pirates event? Why bother? Everyone knows pirates are far superior in every way. Thats why there is a talk like a pirate day. I've never heard of a talk like a ninja day.......or a talk like a marine day for that matter.
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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They actually had a ninjas vs pirates event? Why bother? Everyone knows pirates are far superior in every way. Thats why there is a talk like a pirate day. I've never heard of a talk like a ninja day.......or a talk like a marine day for that matter.
Hello, exactly!

Ninjas are too shy to talk much anyways. They're like conversational death at parties. And yet I keep inviting them...
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Old 04-13-2006, 07:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hello, exactly!

Ninjas are too shy to talk much anyways. They're like conversational death at parties. And yet I keep inviting them...
Ninjas? At a party? Are you nuts?

What you need is a Shaolin Monk. Absolutely amazing.

For the right price he'll just stand there while your guests take it in turn to kick him in the nuts as hard as they can.

Doesn't even flinch.

They're like balloon benders for the new millenium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM5Al...haolin%20monks
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Need I remind you how badly G.I. Joe used to kick the crap out of Cobra??? Even the Army is better than ninjas!

Marines >>>>> Army > Ninjas

Dude... everybody knows that G.I. Joe is just anti-ninja propaganda. It can't be believed in the slightest.
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:49 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Pirates >>> Ninjas > US Armed Forces > beanie babies > French Mimes.
There is your progression.
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I think he must have been there for the pirate part of the event.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Pirates >>> Ninjas > US Armed Forces > beanie babies > French Mimes.
There is your progression.
Crackprogram, I always knew I was just one step away from loving you, but now you just pushed me over the edge.

Help me! I've fallen in love and I can't get up!
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:03 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Pirates >>> Ninjas > US Armed Forces > beanie babies > French Mimes.
There is your progression.
you almost got that right....here is the correct version:

Chuck Norris >>> Pirates > Ninjas > US Armed Forces > beanie babies > French Mimes.
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:29 AM   #15 (permalink)
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When was the last time you saw a Marine getting chumped like a little bitch by an ATF agent? Sorry, but your progression is all out of whack
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:31 AM   #16 (permalink)
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you almost got that right....here is the correct version:

Chuck Norris >>> Pirates > Ninjas > US Armed Forces > beanie babies > French Mimes.
Chuck Norris is actually a ninja in disguise (they are masters of it after all.)

So really its ninjas >>>> pirates >> ninjas pretending to be weak to fool you so that when they kill you it will be all the sweeter > US armed forces > beanie babies > french mimes
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Old 04-13-2006, 12:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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So really its ninjas >>>> pirates >> ninjas pretending to be weak to fool you so that when they kill you it will be all the sweeter > US armed forces > beanie babies > french mimes > marshmallow bunnies.
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Old 04-13-2006, 12:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
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no.... marshmallow bunnies > french mimes
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