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* Drum on every available surface.
* Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
* Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
* Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
* Never make eye contact.
* Never break eye contact.
* Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
* Make appointments for the 31st of September.
* Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
All things that I do or have done in the past. I particularly enjoyed the September 31 (actually, I used June 31 but it's the same deal). A girl who I was very not interested in asked me to go bar-hopping with her some time.. I told her the next night I had free was June 31 and that she should call me that night. She said okay and we parted ways... I'm guessing it sunk in later, since I never heard from her after that.
Good list.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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