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* Drum on every available surface. I already do this, it's very annoying.
* Sing the Batman theme incessantly. I do this as well. I'm beginning to see a bad pattern.
* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. That one cracked me up, I may try it in the future.
* Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as ''Feliz Navidad'', the Archies' ''Sugar'' or the Mr. Rogers theme song. I had a co-worker who used to whistle, but no tune in particular. His reasoning was that it drove people nuts trying to figure out what he was whistling.
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