A lot of people spend a whole lot of time working on utterly pointless trivia on
wikipedia, that no one would ever concievably want to look up in an encylopedia.
Ok, here's a competition: Find the most pointless page that you can find on wikipedia!
Here's my opening bid:
List of songs with titles that do not appear in the lyrics.
There are quite a number of insane "List of songs" pages such as
List of songs about body parts,
List of songs about the seasons of the year,
List of songs containing the name of a ship, aircraft or spacecraft,
List of songs with titles that do not appear in the chorus and my favorite of all
Songs that start with telephone sounds. However
'songs with titles that do not appear in the lyrics' wins out due to the sheer size and amount of effort that has clearly gone into it
I especially love the 'Talk' page where people debate the merrits of including some particular song or other - there is quite an extensive list of rules for a song to be elligible.
So what nonsense can you find? Remember we're looking for stuff which has had a lot of effort put into it. No stubs.
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"Hey, what was the name of that song... you know the one that begins with the telephone sounds?"
"I don't know man, you should check the encylopedia"