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15. Weekends are for pussies. Be sure to wait until about 15 minutes prior to your people's normal waking time and make sure they rise to a beautiful serenade each and every day.
15 a. Daylight Savings Time does not exist. They should be up at the same position of the sun, regardless.
16. The clean laundry was put there for you. Pull up at least one to two items of clothing and crawl underneath to curl up and sleep. Aim for the light-colored dress shirts, if you are a dark-furred individual and vice versa for the light-furred.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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