25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP (for those people here who are over 35 years old!)
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
That's a sign that I'm married, not grown up.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
sez who?
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
Jeans and any shirt with a collar are as dressed up as I get. Weddings and funerals excepted.
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
My stereo can kick their stereo's ass
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
My dog eats better than I do.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Who needs a movie?
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
And here
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened, dude?"
Actually, at my age "Oh shit, what the hell happened" is appropriate, again