|
Full plate armor weighs about 15 lbs on a fully grown man. This was invented in the Early Middle Ages in England.
Velociraptor was identical to Deinonycus.
Lithuanians have a Scottish Accent.
All Chinese people can speak English, but they don't in real life because their lips don't move in time with their words when they do.
What made the Nazi War Machine frightening was not that it was successful, because it wasn't, but that it could lose every battle it fought and still make the war last for 5 years.
Internal Bleeding is a Myth
Never Beam Down in a Red Shirt
Tom Cruise is heterosexual.
Phillip Dick stories make perfect sense.
There's always enough rope, and, if there isn't, bedsheets are every bit as available and useful, and, if they aren't, a human being can drop up to 3 stories without significant injury so long as he lands on his feet.
Sonar works in a vacuum.
Schemes that can't fail do. Schemes that can't possible work do.
Watery martinis are sexy.
Women named Bambi and Thumper will kick your ass.
__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
|