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When attacking an evil adversary, you will appear to be making progress, only to be hit with a seemingly insurmountable setback. Don't worry, though: the longshot will always work in the end.
Bullets never ricochet off anything.
Heroes cannot receive debilitating permanent injuries.
It is frequently prudent to wear sunglasses in very dark areas whilst searching for villains.
Villains are always disappointed that they cannot win you over to their side.
In horror movies:
Saying "I'll be right back" is an automatic death sentence.
Ditto going upstairs.
Ditto having sex.
Ditto separating from the group to accomplish a mission alone.
Ditto being black.
People from different cultures are completely repulsed and horrified by alternate music genres.
You are not permitted to finish off the villain without first pausing to deliver a snappy comeback.
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The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error. ~John Stuart Mill, On Liberty
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