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If you slit your wrists, you'll die almost instantly, but if your entire hand gets cut off, you're A-Ok with a towel or bandana wrapped around it.
All bad guy minions are given ACME brand "Never hit" guns when they start the job, so that the main villain looks cooler by being only person capable of shooting someone. And even then, only gives the hero a flesh wound or kills off a "scrappy sidekick" to enrage the hero.
The few amout of fat people in the world are all either lovable oafs, obnoxious jerks, or maltempered bad guys.
Only thin attractive people have sex.
Fierce looking monsters all have a soft spot for pretty women, who help them get in touch with their "heart of gold".
No villain ever dies the first time they are defeated.
Villains are patient. Their plans for world domination get halted to a stop, so that the hero can recieve the necessary training to come back and kill the bad guy.
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Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?
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