This is but an excerpt from me talking to a friend, as I explain how scared I am right now. If I knew where the digital camera was i'd get a picture, but I believe it is up North right now. And Yes I am Gak Almighty!!
Gak Almighty!! says:
can I go to your house?
Gak Almighty!! says:
my house is scary
TheVillageIdiot says:
Umm... If you want to fly here... Sure...
TheVillageIdiot says:
And if it's ok with my parents...
Gak Almighty!! says:
good, cause i'm really really scared right now
Gak Almighty!! says:
if i don't find a friend's house soon, that scared my turn into scarred
TheVillageIdiot says:
Why are you scared?
Gak Almighty!! says:
ok...
Gak Almighty!! says:
they called me outta my room like i really REALLY needed to see something
Gak Almighty!! says:
they were doing the Pee Wee Herman Dance
Gak Almighty!! says:
and wanted me to do it too because "You do it best Joe"
TheVillageIdiot says:
Your parent's?!
Gak Almighty!! says:
i have really sore thighs right now, that wasn't fun to run to something as stupid as that
Gak Almighty!! says:
my mom and my 2 sisters
TheVillageIdiot says:
OMG.
Gak Almighty!! says:
aka, the gene from my mom's side
TheVillageIdiot says:
I wish I could of seen that...
TheVillageIdiot says:
Gak Almighty!! says:
i slowly backed away until the song changed
Gak Almighty!! says:
where they started dancing to it as well...
Gak Almighty!! says:
then i came back to my room where i thought i was safe
Gak Almighty!! says:
they came in asking for my blacklights, if i had a strobe light, and for every fucking flashlight i own
Gak Almighty!! says:
and btw that last part pisses me off
Gak Almighty!! says:
i have owned over 30 flashlights, but i only know where maybe 3-5 of them are because everyone steals and and doesn't return them
Gak Almighty!! says:
then they got the miror ball thingy... oh yeah "Disco Ball" from my sister's room and put that hook to a ceiling fan Light
Gak Almighty!! says:
so the main room is dark
Gak Almighty!! says:
with some flashlights hitting the Disco Ball...
Gak Almighty!! says:
black lights shining
Gak Almighty!! says:
and NOW
Gak Almighty!! says:
my mom, both sisters, and my neighbors dancing like fools in the main room
Gak Almighty!! says:
neighbors? yes the mother and her two kids
TheVillageIdiot says:
Holy macarel!
Gak Almighty!! says:
mother is about 32, then kids are like 9 and 6
Gak Almighty!! says:
are you scared yet?
TheVillageIdiot says:
Yes.
Gak Almighty!! says:
and you're not living here.....
TheVillageIdiot says:
I am so sorry.
I understand that many people have a crazy family, but holy crap, this was purely spontaneous... Does anyone have anything to compete with an act in insanity? I know I'm not alone, but how in the world do things like this happen? I'm confused, and scared to leave my room..
