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Old 05-25-2003, 06:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: IN, USA
My mother's Genes......

This is but an excerpt from me talking to a friend, as I explain how scared I am right now. If I knew where the digital camera was i'd get a picture, but I believe it is up North right now. And Yes I am Gak Almighty!!

Gak Almighty!! says:
can I go to your house?
Gak Almighty!! says:
my house is scary
TheVillageIdiot says:
Umm... If you want to fly here... Sure...
TheVillageIdiot says:
And if it's ok with my parents...
Gak Almighty!! says:
good, cause i'm really really scared right now
Gak Almighty!! says:
if i don't find a friend's house soon, that scared my turn into scarred
TheVillageIdiot says:
Why are you scared?
Gak Almighty!! says:
ok...
Gak Almighty!! says:
they called me outta my room like i really REALLY needed to see something
Gak Almighty!! says:
they were doing the Pee Wee Herman Dance
Gak Almighty!! says:
and wanted me to do it too because "You do it best Joe"
TheVillageIdiot says:
Your parent's?!
Gak Almighty!! says:
i have really sore thighs right now, that wasn't fun to run to something as stupid as that
Gak Almighty!! says:
my mom and my 2 sisters
TheVillageIdiot says:
OMG.
Gak Almighty!! says:
aka, the gene from my mom's side
TheVillageIdiot says:
I wish I could of seen that...
TheVillageIdiot says:

Gak Almighty!! says:
i slowly backed away until the song changed
Gak Almighty!! says:
where they started dancing to it as well...
Gak Almighty!! says:
then i came back to my room where i thought i was safe
Gak Almighty!! says:
they came in asking for my blacklights, if i had a strobe light, and for every fucking flashlight i own
Gak Almighty!! says:
and btw that last part pisses me off
Gak Almighty!! says:
i have owned over 30 flashlights, but i only know where maybe 3-5 of them are because everyone steals and and doesn't return them
Gak Almighty!! says:
then they got the miror ball thingy... oh yeah "Disco Ball" from my sister's room and put that hook to a ceiling fan Light
Gak Almighty!! says:
so the main room is dark
Gak Almighty!! says:
with some flashlights hitting the Disco Ball...
Gak Almighty!! says:
black lights shining
Gak Almighty!! says:
and NOW
Gak Almighty!! says:
my mom, both sisters, and my neighbors dancing like fools in the main room
Gak Almighty!! says:
neighbors? yes the mother and her two kids
TheVillageIdiot says:
Holy macarel!
Gak Almighty!! says:
mother is about 32, then kids are like 9 and 6
Gak Almighty!! says:
are you scared yet?
TheVillageIdiot says:
Yes.
Gak Almighty!! says:
and you're not living here.....
TheVillageIdiot says:
I am so sorry.

I understand that many people have a crazy family, but holy crap, this was purely spontaneous... Does anyone have anything to compete with an act in insanity? I know I'm not alone, but how in the world do things like this happen? I'm confused, and scared to leave my room..
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Old 05-25-2003, 06:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL peewee is umm cool.. umm yeah.. TEQUILA! Do my parent's do anything insane.. not really my dad used to try and act cool for all my friends and tell his corny jokes.. but it wasn't terrible..ok yes it was..
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Old 05-25-2003, 07:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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fucked up man....
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Old 05-25-2003, 10:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hehehe, yeah I didn't leave the room until my Blacklight came back, and might I note, not a single Flashlight was returned....
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Old 05-26-2003, 09:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2003, 10:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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if my parents ever call on me due to "The Pee Wee Herman dance" i'm out of here. no more evidence needed for alien invasion!
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Old 05-26-2003, 10:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Haha great story gak... I wish I could have seen it as it wasn't my family.
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Old 05-27-2003, 06:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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run. run now.
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