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BigBen · 03-27-2006, 02:16 PM

Happy birthday.

When I turned 19 (legal age here) I went to the bar and started to drink. Seriously drink. My friends all poured shots into a big pitcher, and made me drink them all at once. Imagine different bar shots and shooters all mixed in together. It was not a meeting of the United Nations, let me tell you.

I started to throw up, and quickly filled the pitcher I was drinking out of. I then tried to drink my vomit, and was quickly ushered to the bathroom by a buddy who didn't want to watch that.

I passed out on the bathroom floor, my head almost in a urinal. It was not my finest hour.

At 9:30, the bouncer came in and announced "Time for you to leave..."

My buddy gave me a ride home from my birthday party 2 hours after it started, politely stopping every two blocks so that I could throw up. What a pal.

Losing your liscence? That is bad. Going to jail, or a million other things? Much worse.

Everything is relative, from the size of two diamonds to the severity of inconvenience.

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Happy birthday. When I turned 19 (legal age here) I went to the bar and started to drink. Seriously drink. My friends all poured shots into a big pitcher, and made me drink them all at once. Imagine different bar shots and shooters all mixed in together. It was not a meeting of the United Nations, let me tell you. I started to throw up, and quickly filled the pitcher I was drinking out of. I then tried to drink my vomit, and was quickly ushered to the bathroom by a buddy who didn't want to watch that. I passed out on the bathroom floor, my head almost in a urinal. It was not my finest hour. At 9:30, the bouncer came in and announced "Time for you to leave..." My buddy gave me a ride home from my birthday party 2 hours after it started, politely stopping every two blocks so that I could throw up. What a pal. Losing your liscence? That is bad. Going to jail, or a million other things? Much worse. Everything is relative, from the size of two diamonds to the severity of inconvenience. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.