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Old 03-27-2006, 02:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I turned 21

So get this. This is so me.

I turn 21. Goto my first bar, buy one drink, and immediatly lose my driver liscense somewhere around the place. No one ever finds it.

So now I get to go down to the most miserable place on the planet, the DMV, and wait 6-8 weeks for a new one.
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Old 03-27-2006, 02:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Happy birthday.

When I turned 19 (legal age here) I went to the bar and started to drink. Seriously drink. My friends all poured shots into a big pitcher, and made me drink them all at once. Imagine different bar shots and shooters all mixed in together. It was not a meeting of the United Nations, let me tell you.

I started to throw up, and quickly filled the pitcher I was drinking out of. I then tried to drink my vomit, and was quickly ushered to the bathroom by a buddy who didn't want to watch that.

I passed out on the bathroom floor, my head almost in a urinal. It was not my finest hour.

At 9:30, the bouncer came in and announced "Time for you to leave..."

My buddy gave me a ride home from my birthday party 2 hours after it started, politely stopping every two blocks so that I could throw up. What a pal.

Losing your liscence? That is bad. Going to jail, or a million other things? Much worse.

Everything is relative, from the size of two diamonds to the severity of inconvenience.
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Old 03-27-2006, 03:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahaha, sucks to be you..

Shouldn't have ended your night though, as everyone else should have been buying you drinks!
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Old 03-27-2006, 04:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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xim that sucks, Bigben that really, really sucks! I know that's what my buds did to me at my bachlor party except it was just a pitcher of beer and about ten shots of various booze on a very full stomach in about 1 1/2 and I was at my future brother-in-laws apartment. Other that the getting sick part was exactly the same.
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Old 03-27-2006, 04:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hahaha, sucks to be you..

Shouldn't have ended your night though, as everyone else should have been buying you drinks!
They kick you out if youre under 21 as well.
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Old 03-27-2006, 07:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Now that you passed the milestone, it's not really that exciting, is it? Just a bit more convenient to be able to buy your own alcohol.
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Old 03-27-2006, 07:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Happy birthday.

When I turned 19 (legal age here) I went to the bar and started to drink. Seriously drink. My friends all poured shots into a big pitcher, and made me drink them all at once. Imagine different bar shots and shooters all mixed in together. It was not a meeting of the United Nations, let me tell you.

I started to throw up, and quickly filled the pitcher I was drinking out of. I then tried to drink my vomit, and was quickly ushered to the bathroom by a buddy who didn't want to watch that.

I passed out on the bathroom floor, my head almost in a urinal. It was not my finest hour.

At 9:30, the bouncer came in and announced "Time for you to leave..."

My buddy gave me a ride home from my birthday party 2 hours after it started, politely stopping every two blocks so that I could throw up. What a pal.

Losing your liscence? That is bad. Going to jail, or a million other things? Much worse.

Everything is relative, from the size of two diamonds to the severity of inconvenience.
Jim Bruer does a great routine called 'Party in your stomach' where the stomach is the bouncer and all the different drinks are guests. Tequila shows up late, sneaks 5 of his buddies in, and starts wrecking the place. Stomach the bouncer then kicks everybody out.

"Allright, everybody out! You too Ham and Eggs. No, not that way - the way you came in!"
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Old 04-02-2006, 09:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Now that you passed the milestone, it's not really that exciting, is it? Just a bit more convenient to be able to buy your own alcohol.
Funny that. My favourite haunt got raided the week before my 18th birthday and after I became legal, the excitment wore off.
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Old 04-28-2006, 03:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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On my 18th birthday I tried to buy a lotto ticket from a newsstand in a mall. The old Indian woman carded me, I showed her my ID, and she told me I wasn't old enough. She continued to tell me I'm only 17 and she couldn't sell it to me for another whole year, but nice try. Later that day I stopped at a gas station and got one without even being carded. It wasn't even a winner.

I don't like drinking with underage people in general though, since they tend to have the cheapest beer and liquor there is. Even worse was the time I was at a party and they had dirt cheap wine because it was cheaper than beer or hard liquor. A few drops of it nearly made me puke, yet everyone else thought it was great. The stuff smelled like it should be under the hood of a car (antifreeze anyone?).

On a side note, consider buying a wallet with a slot you can slip your license into and flip it out like people do on TV, it'll save you some trouble.
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