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I used to work at a blood bank on the mobile blood drives. Some people you just want to smack.
Me: At any time since 1977 have you used a needle to inject drugs not prescribed by a doctor?
Donor: Yes.
Me: When?
Donor: Last year, and the year before, and the year before that. I used steroids.
Me: I'm sorry, sir, but you may not donate blood with our company due to the increased risk of contracting bloodborne diseases.
Donor: But you've let me donate before!
Me: Did you answer "yes" to this question before?
Him: Well, no, I thought you only meant illegal drugs. Don't worry, I don't think I ever shared needles.
Me: Resisting the urge to kick the donor in the head... Did you have a prescription for the steroids?
Donor: Well, no.
Me: Still somehow resisting the urge to kick the donor in the head...Then they were illegal.
Donor: Well, that's stupid.
Me: No, YOU'RE fucking stupid. I'm sorry sir, please sign here to acknowledge that you are permanently deferred from donating blood with us.
Thank God that blood bank had a fantastic lab, so his previous donations were still safe. What a douchebag.
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